WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOGWHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
Sometimes at college in the middle of a friendly get-together I will shout out the first line, and everyone will join me in a glorious drunken chorus for the second. Life is great.
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
i’m just imagining going downstairs the next morning to find 6 or so asian college students huddled around my jacked up phone eating fresh steamed rice and staring at me.